Did they fuck?

Did they fuck?

Everyone is talking about it. Did they fuck? Why does it matter? Well let me break it down. After leaving Cape Town, one of the tour guides from the Team House has been accompanying us through the rest of our trip. While in St. Lucia, the cook/Zulu instructor and the tour guide got really, really close. They were always together: eating, walking late at night, at the bar, in her room.

Now, why does it matter? Well everyone seems to really admire the tour guide. He has been married for over twenty years, has two children (one in college, and one who just turned 17), and seems like a reasonable guy.

But, the sexual tension was evidently there. I felt the sexual tension. Then again, I seem to sexualize a lot of “non-sexual” feelings. I would argue though, that I am able to interpret sexuality differently than most people. However, I was not the only one who was able to asses the sexual tension that was being built between the tour guide and the Zulu instructor.

People are upset that he, such a fine man, would even do such a thing. I am not that concerned about that. I am mostly intrigued in the way that most people have also villainized the Zulu teacher. To what extent is his cheating on his wife, her fault? Even if she knew that the tour guide is married, do we deny her the ability to have sexual feelings and want to have sex with someone? Of course not. But is she at fault for acting on those feelings? Who are we, as outsiders, to pass judgment on her sexual desires?

When I was “cheated” on before, I always wanted to know who I was being cheated on with. But never took any particular interest in finding out much about that person. Any issue I am going to have with is, is the person in the relationship who is cheating. The one who helped in the cheating is simply the accomplice. But usually, the accomplice is as guilty as the actual villain.

I am all for fucking. I am all for honest fucking.

Thus, I am confident that something happened. I proposed a 99% chance of him masturbating to her, even if they didn’t physically fuck. If there was no vaginal intercourse, I also hinted of the possibility of her just giving him head, or maybe he ate her out till she came all over his mouth.

The sexual possibilities are boundless in my imagination. I will leave you all with two words, and perhaps the most visual and most exciting of my suggestions for what really happened: titty fucking.